Lucky bastard!

Check this out :

"A schoolboy had a 16th birthday to remember after a stripper ordered by his mother turned up at his drama class.
The boy's mother apparently booked a "gorilla" to mark her son's big day through an agency, but a stripper turned up instead.
The woman even asked her son's teacher at Nottingham's Arnold Hill School and Technology College to film the event so the family could see the boy's reaction.
The stripper, who arrived halfway through the lesson, first walked the unnamed boy around the class on all fours like a dog.
She then spanked him 16 times - once for each year - to the sound of Britney Spears, before stripping down to her bra and knickers.
It was only when she asked the schoolboy to rub cream on her that the shocked teacher called a halt to the show.
The boy's mother reportedly told the school the incident was the result of a booking error."
- more here

Imagine it being your birthday, you sitting in your bench at school and, all of a sudden, this stripper walks in and starts "playing" with you. Besides that, you notice your teacher starting filming the whole thing. Like, WTF?
'No birthday cake, no candles, no "Happy Birthday" song? Fine with me!'